The Judgement of Paris

Boy here's a real fashion disaster! Nobody'd fight over any of these three. The chick on the right is the only one who isn't seriously over-accessorized. And her outfit is SO flattering to her figure. Not!
The one in the center has a hat that should be on someone playing hackey-sack and her dress looks like she got it from an Amish prom queen.
But the one on the left has that fantastic hat! I wish I could pull something like that off but with my coloring there's no way. Plus it wouldn't survive a trip on the bus. But what's with the shield? Come on!
Who ARE these girls?

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