A VERY PERSIFLAGE CHRISTMAS!

Christmas, 2013

My dad never blew anything up.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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For sale: Priceless Christmas artifacts! Including Santa's first bag, a bunch of mistletoe previously owned by Typhoid Mary; some needles from Charlie Brown's Christmas tree and some straw with Frankincense residue on it. Check out the entire collection this weekend in the Holiday Room at The Ramada Inn in Fargo. Great Prices!
Now Available: Live audio recording of Rob Ford (The Mayor of Toronto) making reindeer noises and eating some hay. $1000000 OBO Box 13.
Need a vacation after all the hubbub of the holidays? Why not visit the Greek Islands? I would come with if you could cover my airfare and hotel. Think about it. Box 11.
Find the business of New Year's Resolutions oppressive? This year give it a miss and just be a jerk instead!

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Christmas Stories

The Christmas Whale

A Very Short Movie
0:24

The Death of Nyland

A Fairly Scary Christmas Ghost Story
6:52

Norman the Elf and Rupert the Bear

A Possibly Disturbing Christmas Story
2:34

The Happy Foxes

A Niceish Christmas Story
1:44