THE TOP EIGHT THINGS TO REMEMBER WHEN CORNERED BY A BADGER1) He is NOT more frightened of you than you are of him. 2) He will not be assuaged by stories of how much you loved "The Wind in the Willows". 3) Badgers are attracted to the scent of soiled underclothes. 4) Not only is he excited to see you but that is a revolver in his pocket 5) Nobody likes a sore loser, not even a badger. 6) NEVER participate in any leveraged buyout involving a badger no matter how much he pleads 7) Female badgers will become enraged if you come between them and Neil Young. 8) Badgers love a good muskrat joke./td |
NEWSMars Rock Sample Snatch Ruled Unlikely and UnwiseNASA landed something called Perserverance Rover on Mars back in February 2021 when we were all busy jamming qtips into our brains.
According to some guy at NASA whose name I didn't catch: "Safely landing and collecting the samples, launching a rocket with the samples off another planet — which has never been done before — and safely transporting the samples more than 33 million miles (53 million kilometers) back to Earth is no small task."
Relevant Much?Conrad Black in a recent National Post essay stated that... oh who the hell cares? LIFESTYLESChanging Trends in ShoesWell it appears as though Crocs are finally on their way out. Not for any practical reason, like they aren't really good shoes for a whole lot of activities, but because the kids have just had enough.
Good News for the AngryAccording to a recent study at the Macallen Institute of Fitness Studies, random outbursts could be the key to improved fitness.
THE ARTSConfusion Over Public Art The City of Winnipeg has announced that there will be NO cuts to the Public Art budget in the next fiscal year.
Conceptual Art Revenues DeclineThe Canada Council's annual report on the state of the arts in Canada has revealed that of all the arts practiced in the country today conceptual art is in the worst financial shape.
Local Artist Helps OutLocal performance artist, Ron Balonbon, has founded a new aid organization, Performance Artists Without Borders.
SPORTSBye Bye BiplanesIt was recently discovered that the True North Corporation had considered changing the name of the Winnipeg Jets to the Winnipeg Biplanes as recently as two years ago (2022).
ClassifiedsSlambonis, a new hockey/wrestling themed diner is opening in downtown Winnipeg near the MTS Centre and we are hiring for all positions. If you want to work in a fun atmosphere (78 percent nitrogen) and make a lot of tips you should apply. Box 2001. Both Hands On Your Pipe Now Manitoba's only fully ambidextrous plumber has an office in Brandon. Give us a try. You won't be sorry.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT The Government of Manitoba has announced that it will no longer be accepting hand drawn IDs at any of its MLCC locations. Also anyone wearing a trenchcoat will be required to open it to prove they are not a stack of children. For sale: original manuscript of the little known Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Dennis. Surprisingly never produced or published. One million dollars OBO. Box 309. Click on the empty chair to visit Uncle Glennie's StorytimeArchives |